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Ryan Carell @MRat

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Leukimia

Posted by MRat - April 18th, 2008


I don't really know, who it is, who built me up, brought me down, threw me around.


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figs man, them damn figs
cant trust them and yet cant live without 'em
I say the problem with them is they're just so darn
chewey, ever rub them on your knee
its quite the experience I do say.

Ficus is a genus of about 800 species of woody trees, shrubs, vines, epiphytes, and hemi-epiphytes in the family Moraceae. Collectively known as figs, they are native throughout the tropics with a few species extending into the warm temperate zone. The so-called Common Fig (F. carica) is a temperate species from the Middle East and southern Europe, which has been widely cultivated from ancient times for its fruit, also referred to as figs. The fruit of most other species are also edible though they are usually of only local economic importance or eaten as bushfood. However, they are extremely important food resources for wildlife. Figs are also of paramount cultural importance throughout the tropics, both as objects of worship and for their many practical uses. Among the more famous species are the Sacred Fig tree (Peepul, Bodhi, Bo, or Po, Ficus religiosa) and the Banyan Fig (Ficus benghalensis). The oldest living plant of known planting date is a Ficus religiosa tree known as the Sri Maha Bodhi planted in the temple at Anuradhapura, Sri Lanka by King Tissa in 288 BC. The Common Fig tree (Ficus carica) is the first plant cited in the Bible. In Genesis 3:7 is described how Adam and Eve cover themselves with fig leaves when they discover that they are naked. The fig fruit is also included in the list of food found in the Promised Land, according to the Torah (Deut. 8). They are wheat, barley, grapes, figs, pomegranates, olives, dates (representing the honey).

Figs occupy a wide variety of ecological niches. Take, for example, the Common Fig, a small temperate deciduous tree whose fingered fig leaf is well-known in art and iconography; or the Weeping Fig (F. benjamina) a hemi-epiphyte with thin tough leaves on pendulous stalks adapted to its rain forest habitat; or the Creeping Fig (F. pumila), a vine whose small, hard leaves form a dense carpet of foliage over rocks or garden walls. Moreover, figs with different plant habits have undergone adaptive radiation in different biogeographic regions, often leading to very high levels of alpha diversity. In the tropics, it is quite common to find that Ficus is the most species-rich plant genus in a particular forest. In Asia as many as 70 or more species can co-exist.

Although identifying many of the species can be difficult, figs as a group are relatively easy to recognize. Often the presence of aerial roots or the general Gestalt of the plant will give them away. Their fruit are also distinct. The fig fruit is in fact an enclosed inflorescence, sometimes referred to as a syconium, an urn-like structure lined on the inside with the fig's tiny flowers. The unique fig pollination system, involving tiny, highly specific wasps, know as fig wasps that enter these closed inflorescences to both pollinate and lay their own eggs, has been a constant source of inspiration and wonder to biologists. Finally, there are three vegetative traits that together are unique to figs. All figs possess a white to yellowish sap (latex), some in copious quantities; the twig has paired stipules or a circular stipule scar if the stipules have fallen off; and the lateral veins at the base of the leaf are steep, that is they form a tighter angle with the midrib than the other lateral veins, a feature referred to as a "tri-veined".

Unfortunately, there are no unambiguous older fossils of Ficus. However, current molecular clock estimates indicate that Ficus is a relatively ancient genus being at least 60 million years old, and possibly as old as 80 million years. The main radiation of extant species, however, may have taken place more recently, between 20 and 40 million years ago.

YOU SATANIST!
look what curse words you threwith upon thy self.

Dare I steal... a kiss?

Gut'em like a pig MRat.

Damn skippy.

nay

dianetics much better than krishna

Looks good dude. I'm sure it's better than mine, which by the way do you want to do the voice for it?

Suuuuuuuuuuure
I'll do the voice.

ok cool, i'll pm you your lines. thanks a lot man

JUST COME ON MSN ARGH!

interesting link if I do say so myself wow for once pico was losing pretty cool dude you got talent should make the flash longer though

I should not make it longer.

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/
view/437345

...

I'm a gangster, I'm a straight up G
The gangster life is the life for me
Shooting people by day, selling drugs by night
Being a gangster is hella tight.
I walk around town with a stark erection, then gave your mom a yeast infection
I saw the police man and I punched him in the eye
To serve and protect, WHAT A LIE!
I also don't like white people, you shouldn't too
And don't get me started about the jews

I'm a gangster
Grrr I'm mad
I'm a gangster
My rhymes are bad
I'm a gangster
I'm iced out like a freezer
I'm a gangster
I don't listen to Weezer

I dropped out of school at the age of 3 (why?)
Coz all the teachers tried to player hate on me.(oh)
My rhymes are cool, just like doing cocaine
My rhymes are hot, like a burning flame
Sisqo is my homie, he's a ganster too
Me and Sisqo are the leaders of the gangster crew
I like to be in jail and he likes to sing and dance(yay)
Some say we're the perfect match

STEP OFF! STEP BACK! STEP AWAAAY! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARD! STEP BACK! DON'T STEP FORWARDS! STEP BACK! BACKWARDS, DON'T STEP TO ME! DO NOT STEP TO MEEE! grr

I'm giving a shout out to my homies in cell block 8
Being in jail sucks cuz you always have to masturbate
Except when a Jewish person goes to jail all my homies cheer
They will make mince meat out of his rear
Ben Peddy helped me make the gangster beat to this song
I shot him in the face coz he looked at me wrong

I'm a gangster
I drop bombs like Hiroshima
I'm a gangster
Bitch suck on my wiener!
I'm a gangster
I drive a cool car
I'm a gangster
I smoke weed in a cigar

Yo my gangster flow
Yo, yo yo yo

Nobody thought I'd blow up like a firestone tire-
Oh there's no beat left

(gunshots)
Die, Die you Santa Clause die

No, I don't wanna do acapolloa

i like to slap bitches
i like to slap hoes...

Please tell me you're a hilarious alt/troll.

motherfucker suck ma fucken dick

Sure why not.

Congratulations.

You're the first person to submit EXP today.

Oh joyous days.

so........
how's things?

Not bad. Been scouring the earth looking for a new apartment.

ooo

My place or yours?

Hey dude! you know thirsty for chicken? the guy who made mask, bad santa, blowing chunks and slumberland sequence?You commented on his userpage... Really he hasnt done anthing since 2005 and i think he's lost his talent to be honest, i think that's why he confessed that he was a dweeb WHEN HE IS'NT!! I betcha he'll never come bak. ;( anyways Keep up the gewd work
-shortson

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y-
FaF7_heX8

He has not lost his talent. Not at all good sir. He is better than ever. That YouTube link is his first year animation final project at CalArts, where he currently studies.

A funnier Ed Altin?

NEVER SAY THAT. HE'S AWESOME.
Too bad he disappeared. ):