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When the buzzer sounds, you've cooked the rubber.
Newgrounds Stats
Whistle Status: Garbage
Exp. Points: 2,210 / 2,500
Exp. Rank #: 13,658
Voting Pow.: 5.67 votes
BBS Posts: 564 (0.34 per day)
Flash Reviews: 156
Music Reviews: 10
Trophies: 3
Stickers: 0
All Flash Reviews
156 Reviews | 67 w/ Responses
"I hope to God you were being sarcastic."
This was boring and not funny, so I voted 0, I'll get that out of the way. Maybe I'm no high intellect like yourself. Your IQ obviously has to be in the 180s or something, because I'm gifted and I'm not above stuff like Egoraptor, so you need to be really high I guess.
Anyway, you make Pheonix Wrong, which is funny, but requires even LESS skill than the Awesome movies, so I'm assuming there were nuggets of sarcasm hidden in your statement.
So yes, if you were serious, your either a complete genius who should compete against that Japanese guy on lost for world smartness supremecy, or you're a regular pissed off moron who can't take that he isn't smart enough to know what'll sell so he attacks the competetion like a 2nd grade school boy bitch.
Seriously, please tell me you were being sarcastic. PLEASE.
Author's Response:
I HAVE A BRAIN THE SIZE OF A PLANET AND SKILLS LIKENED WITH JESUS HIMSELF.
Yeah, it was sarcasm. I love the awesome series. I'm just trollin', I guess.
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"I think IceDragon took this way too seriously."
Thats all I have to say. Oh, and this was funnier than I was expecting. Nice job... though I wish the animation was mor dynamic. But it still got the job done.
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Some of the animation was liquidy and fidgety and looked rotoscoped, but over all this was awesome. I love the transformation bit so much.
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That says it all, simply made from win. Excellent work.
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What's going on? These things are pure gold, and yet they're coming out faster than I can say Cthulu.
These are made from epic and win. This was the best yet. WAHOO KEVIN FEDERLINE! Not to mention some MUSE.
My only complaint was that I found it hard to read some of the text when Hiler spoke. It didn't stay long enough I guess.
HEIL HILER!
Author's Response:
Yes. Kevin Federline. Soon he will be amongst the ranks of those who walk without a soul.
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It's rare that we get to see experimental animation on NewGrounds with such vision. I really got into this one alot. The sounds, the glows, the collaging. It all turned out so pleasing I can't find a single thing wrong with it.
I just hope other people who might not get the message don't complain about it being confusing or something.
Author's Response:
I was doubting about submiting emulation to newgrounds but all the positive responses washed them away. Tnx :)
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I can't believe another came out so quickly. This stuff is weird and hilarious and awesome. I'll admit this one wasn't nearly as awesome as the other one I watched though, but I still enjoyed it. Gotta love Saul Williams music!
Hah, still got my 5!
Author's Response:
dangerMAUS:
Heil Hiler.
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Yeah, it probably is, which is kind of sad, to tell the truth. Oh well, it was hilarious and got my 5. Make the next one LONGER!!!!!
Oh, and why does Hiler have boobs? Hiler was a man/Old One, right? Oh well, HEIL HILER!
Author's Response:
Well, the truth of the matter is, being an Old One means that how you are percieved will be different to everyone based on how stable their sanity is.
Hiler is merely a reprentational projection of his ethereal essence against three dimensions. Truth be told though, Hiler is build of infinite dimensions which shall exanpand into the eternal. So, you can't really see anything but what your mind decides a bunch of energy is. Seeing is how electrical impulses drive our brain and the core element of all energy are dynamic electrons, the projected energy is read in a semi-telepathic fashion and our brains process these as though they were our own thoughts.
So my question to you, young man, is," Why does Hiler have boobs?"
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... don't mention it's your first Flash and don't say things like "please don't be cruel." I don't know why, but that stuff rarely goes over well.
It was strange and it looks like it was a video from some other software imported into flash. The graphics were ok I guess, but the animation was pretty bland and lackluster. You get massive bonus points for throwing in a clown, however, and that song grated on my nerves, which I appreciate. So I'm giving you a passing score.
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Thats a huge part of why I voted for it to stay. It was a decent video, but it was rather bland, and the animation was very limited. I'd much rather see you get really experimental with your art. Leave you comfort zone. Only then will you find your real style.
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